Did you hear that? Even my heart murmurs, “I love you!”.I am hemophilic for you because you paint my town red!.Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.When I think of you, my blood turns red, my cyanosis makes my fingertips blue, and I get tachycardia.Stop being so sweet! I might get diabetes!.I hope you passed CPR because you’re taking my breath away.Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?.Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? A) Pancakes B) bacon and eggs C) crèpes D) acai bowl E) something else?.You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you. Are you a nurse? Because you just put a band-aid on my broken heart.I can’t wait to come to your office and take down my pants.I felt it move! I thought it would never be alive after a decade of peace!.Are you a nurse? Because you just took my breath away.You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s because you’re unforgettable.Is it just my olfactory, or do you just really smell good?.My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you as a medic can… Wanna play?.I’ll be the nurse, and you can be the doctor. Can you guess what thing has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? (My zipper.Are your legs tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.I wish I were your coronary artery, so I could be wrapped around your heart.I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.Do you have a band-aid? I think I scraped my knee falling for you.I don’t want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they’re a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.Are your legs tired? You’ve been running through my mind ALL day long.Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you’re making me breathless.Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.You’re burning me because you’re too hot.Are you PGE2? Because you’re so hot you gave me a fever.I think my vestibulocochlear nerve is damaged.I guess they hired you because you bring in more patients you’re just too hot!.
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